HanSolo’s Pineapple Express

Is this the one about the sea sponge and his angry neighbour? I’ve never seen Pineapple Express (don’t @ me!), but if it’s as good as this strain, I’ll get right on it.

Honestly, I wasn’t prepared at all for this one. The keyword I’d go for has to be “heavy”; but good heavy, like a 10.5 tog duvet with a high feather content. Pineapple Express is the kind of cannabis that makes you want to sit down and watch a movie or play a game. Don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t turn you into a potato; quite the contrary, it slows you down so you can focus on what’s in front of you. It’s deep and earthy, and quick to induce munchies—definitely a Hufflepuff.

While the buds were still obscured by the plastic baggie, I could swear they looked a little wet. I expected a slow burn, but was proven quite wrong. The petals are thick and luscious, and the trichomes some of the biggest I’ve seen, but with that crispiness you’d expect from a high grade crop. It has a pleasant citrusy aroma and taste, revealing an abundance of terpenes.

All in all, a very enjoyable experience that’s got me wondering what’s next on HanSolo’s menu….